- employer: tell me a little about yourself
- me: [sweats]
- me: HAVE YOU HEARD CENTURIES BY FALL OUT BOY
u walked in
everyone was asking for ur name
u just smiled and told them
Here we go again. I don’t know how many times I have to say it. STOP. SENDING. ASHTON. HATE. It amazes me that not only are outsiders giving him shit, but people who are SUPPOSEDLY apart of this fam are giving him crap for every little thing. He is a fantastic person who is always trying to do what’s best for us. If you can’t see that, then you’re blind.
Suddenly half the girls in my school like 5sos, like…?
I WAS LISTENING TO OUT OF MY LIMIT AND MY MOM WAS IN MY CAR WITH ME AND SHE THOUGHT THAT THE LYRICS WERE “OUT OF MY LEMUR” AND SHE WAS SO CONFIDENT LIKE NO HONEY BUT A FOR EFFORT
how do people have relationship after relationship like i can’t find a single person to find me remotely attractive for a solid second